Guest Post: R in CT sells the perfect distraction from the season from Hell

JetsFix legend R in CT has been one of the top supporters of (and contributors to) this site and its predecessors over the year, so we're happy to allow him to hawk his wares here. If you're looking for a gift idea, a distraction or just some good clean fun, R has you covered...

Okay, since so many of you were kind enough to check out my first book (Satan and the Adventure of the Blue-Eyed Freak) and have asked about the sequel, I'm happy to say that it's finally done! And either the timing is perfect to provide a fun distraction from the flaming dumpster of a Jets season (and other Darkest Timeline happenings), or it's going to get drowned in the tears of our lamentation and flood of mock drafts. (Or "yes" to both, of course.) Oh, and before you ask, there may just be a few JetsFix-related easter eggs included!

Anyway, Satan and the Adventure of the (Other) Other God is now available via Amazon, both in paperback and via Kindle.

What’s it about, you ask? Once again, 300 pages or so … oh wait!

From the back cover:

You can’t keep a bad guy down! Nick Brooks, aka Satan, is being dragged hornlong into a timely new adventure, with only the literal fate of the Universe hanging in the balance. Along with former FBI agent Tonya Daived and everyone’s favorite Blue-Eyed Freak (yeah, she’s back too!), your beloved Lord of Darkness has to navigate tall buildings, speeding locomotives, South African terrorists, a compelling Zulu badass, and a sociopathic cult leader known as The White Rhino—all as ultimate doom looms. [*Cue: “The Final Countdown!”*]



Oh, and to add an extra degree of difficulty (for style points, of course), at the center of Everything is a perfectly divine orphan teenage girl who, like the first Avril Lavigne, can’t help but make things so complicated. Lies, laughs, and love—it’s all here, plus action, adventure, and enough random and inane pop culture references to even make Tina Fey dizzy.



Yes, Beelzebub is back, and you might say, it’s just in the Nick of Time! (Or not, because that’s cornier than Iowa during a dad jokes convention hosted by the jolly Green Giant. But hey, you do you!)

Like the first one, I had a ton of fun writing it, so if you enjoyed that, I feel confident (certainly more than about anything Jets-related!) to say that you'll most likely enjoy this as well. And if I'm wrong, I blame Bibbsy! (You know, Bibbsy, Christopher Johnson's guy down at the club ... connected as a string of vintage Christmas lights and twice as likely to short circuit and burn down your mansion.)

So anyway, it's finally here and I'm excited and nervous and terrified and relieved to share it! Although, the bad part is that I know what happens next, so yeah, there will be yet another adventure forthcoming in a year or two. (Spoiler: I also already know the title of that adventure, which I’ve slipped in at the end of this one, and it’s a spoiler in itself! It’s spoilers all the way down!)

As always, I appreciate how supportive all of you have been! And again, a huge thanks to Bent and Marcus for giving me this opportunity! Enjoy!